August 9th 2011
Stockmarket
Stockmarkets are volatile. In fact, by their very nature they are volatile. How else would anyone be able to make any gains? And how else would those amongs us, who are invested in it with a few dollars, be able to loose? Volatility is a synonym for Lakshmi's justice. Lakshmi, an Indian goddess, in her drive to provide for opportunity, must be very satisfied. The problem really is Shiva (the Indian god of destruction) who seems to stack the odds against the little investors. But have no fear, global destruction is the inevitable outcome. This has been decreed by those in other dimensions. We just have to wonder when that will be.
ETNews
The Sirius 3 Galactic Federation (S3GF) issued an update on the assessment of the current state of the earth's climate. It echoes current stockmarket fluctuations. Some regions have had below, others above normal temperature readings. Overall though, the planet seems to be continuing it's heating trend. Though many factors are contributing to this trend, the most significant earthly impact seems to continue to be coming from flatulence in the western hemisphere. This flatulence comes on one hand from the general habit of over-eating, on the other hand from the choice of foods of western hemispherians. Statistically, every human being farts 13.8 times a day. A particular issue in this regards are the chemically altered food staples like chips, french fries, hamburgers and soft drinks. The human digestive system has not yet adapted to those additives. The primitive human body still requires unaltered foods that grow on fields in the earth's soils. The S3GF is contemplating alterations to the human genome and has entered into preliminary discussions with McDonald, Coca Cola, KFC and the like for possible venues for funding.
Stockmarket
Stockmarkets are volatile. In fact, by their very nature they are volatile. How else would anyone be able to make any gains? And how else would those amongs us, who are invested in it with a few dollars, be able to loose? Volatility is a synonym for Lakshmi's justice. Lakshmi, an Indian goddess, in her drive to provide for opportunity, must be very satisfied. The problem really is Shiva (the Indian god of destruction) who seems to stack the odds against the little investors. But have no fear, global destruction is the inevitable outcome. This has been decreed by those in other dimensions. We just have to wonder when that will be.
ETNews
The Sirius 3 Galactic Federation (S3GF) issued an update on the assessment of the current state of the earth's climate. It echoes current stockmarket fluctuations. Some regions have had below, others above normal temperature readings. Overall though, the planet seems to be continuing it's heating trend. Though many factors are contributing to this trend, the most significant earthly impact seems to continue to be coming from flatulence in the western hemisphere. This flatulence comes on one hand from the general habit of over-eating, on the other hand from the choice of foods of western hemispherians. Statistically, every human being farts 13.8 times a day. A particular issue in this regards are the chemically altered food staples like chips, french fries, hamburgers and soft drinks. The human digestive system has not yet adapted to those additives. The primitive human body still requires unaltered foods that grow on fields in the earth's soils. The S3GF is contemplating alterations to the human genome and has entered into preliminary discussions with McDonald, Coca Cola, KFC and the like for possible venues for funding.
